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• 英语小笑话：你眼睛都闭上了2017-09-01

  When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: Wake up, sir! 当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位...

• 英语小笑话：为什么我的答案是错的2017-09-01

  You cant imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complained to his friend. 你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说 She asks me a question, then answers it her...

• 英语小笑话：爸爸去哪儿了2017-09-01

  Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. 兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。 Look, said the elder brother. How nice these paintings are! 看，哥哥说，这些画多漂亮呀! Yes, said the younger, but in all these pain...

• 英语小笑话：我想你嫁给农夫琼斯2017-09-01

  Old Farmer Johnson was dying. 老农约翰逊就要死了。 The family was standing around his bed. 他的家人都站在床边。 With a low voice he said to his wife: When Im dead I want you to marry farmer Jones. 他声音低沉地对妻子...

• 英语小笑话：我是教历史的2017-09-01

  A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table 一位历史老师和他的妻子在吃饭 the wife asked Anything new at work, and he replied, no, I am teaching History. 妻子问到：工作上有什么新鲜事吗?丈夫回答说：...