今天是4月1日，也就是愚人节，我准备捉弄一下我妈妈。
Today is April 1, April Fool's day. I'm going to play a trick on my mother.
首先，我先把1本书小心翼翼的放在门上，然后又在上面撒了少许铅笔屑。好了，万事具备，只欠东风了。我朝门口大喊：“妈妈，我发现了1只偷油婆，你快来吧。”妈妈果然中计，快步走过来，推开了我的门，奇怪了，书竟然没掉下来。我便假装走过去找偷油婆，用手震了一下门，结果呢。书却砸在了我头上，铅笔屑洒了我一头。妈妈知道这件事的原委后，又好气，又好笑，她拍拍我头上的铅笔屑，无可奈何地摇摇头。
First of all, I carefully put a book on the door, and then sprinkled some pencil scraps on it. Well, everything is ready, only the east wind. I yelled at the door, "Mom, I found an oil thief. Come on." My mother did. She walked quickly and opened my door. It was strange that the book didn't fall down. I pretended to go to look for the oil thief and shook the door with my hand. As a result. The book hit me on the head, and the pencil shavings spilled all over my head. When my mother knew the reason, she was angry and funny. She patted the pencil scraps on my head and shook her head helplessly.
唉，今天我真是又悲又喜，自己被自己愚弄了一回，但妈妈却很高兴。www.zuihuowenan.com
Alas, today I am really sad and happy. I have been fooled by myself once, but my mother is very happy.