英语小笑话:我想你嫁给农夫琼斯

  Old Farmer Johnson was dying.

  老农约翰逊就要死了。

  The family was standing around his bed.

  他的家人都站在床边。

  With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."

  他声音低沉地对妻子说:“我死后,我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。”

  Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."

  妻子说:“不,在你死后,我不能嫁给任何人。”

  Johnson: "But I want you to."

  约翰逊:“但我希望你这么做。”

  Wife: "But why?"

  妻子:“为什么?”

  Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"

  约翰逊:“因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我。”

   词汇学习:

  voice 声音,嗓音

  cheat 骗子、欺骗 [cheated]是[cheat]的过去式形式,过去分词形式