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• 英语幽默小故事：Deer Tracks2017-09-01

  Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a pair of tracks. They stopped and examined the tracks closely. 两个律师一同去打猎。有一次，他们俩发现了一连串脚印，于是仔细检查起来。 The first lawyer anno...

• 英语幽默小故事：Stolen Turkey2017-09-01

  Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt? 布莱恩抱着一只火鸡，非常苦恼，他说：原谅我...

• 英语幽默小故事：如何清洗一只猫2017-09-01

  Thoroughly clean the toilet. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 仔细地打扫卫生间。在马桶中加入适量的洗发...

• 英语幽默小故事：岳母2017-09-01

  A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. 一位职业猎...

• 英语幽默小故事＂Golfing with cows2017-09-01

  A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. 一个男人摇摇晃晃地走进了急诊室，两个眼睛是青的，脖子上有明显的五指印。 Naturally the doctor asks...

• 英语幽默小故事精选：兔子与蛇2017-09-01

  A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other. 一只瞎眼的兔子和一只瞎眼的蛇相遇了。它们俩都知道自己是什么动物，但不知...

• 英语幽默小故事：企鹅和动物园2017-09-01

  A man is driving down the freeway with his two pet penguins when he gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. After the cop hands over the speeding ticket to the driver, he notices the 2 penguins. The cop informs the driver that he must take...

• 最新英语幽默小故事：吃树根和树叶2017-09-01

  A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. Hey! shouts the manager. Where are you going? You just shot...

• 英语幽默小故事：Prowling Cat2017-09-01

  A lady had a beautiful black cat, Midnight, who spent his days outside and came indoors at night. 一位女士拥有一只非常美丽的黑猫，叫做子夜，它会在晚上跑出去玩一阵，再回家来。 One crisp fall evening he d...

• 英语幽默小故事：Bar Mitzva Bee2017-09-01

  Two bees met in a field. One said to the other, How are things going? Really bad, said the second bee. The weather has been cold, wet and damp, and there arent any flowers, so I cant make honey. 两只蜜蜂在一块田里相遇了。一只说...