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• 英语幽默笑话：心不在焉的老师2017-11-27

  An Absent Minded ProfessorA notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter，the other on the pavement． A pupil meeting him said： Good evening，professor．How a...

• 英语幽默笑话：新老师2017-11-27

  George comes from school on the first of September.George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.I didnt like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too..... 9月...

• 英语幽默笑话：谁的儿子最伟大2017-11-27

  The Astronaut Pen During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. After considerable rese...

• 英语幽默笑话：Now I have two skunks in there2017-11-27

  We have a skunk in the basement, shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. How can we get it out? Take some bread crumbs, said the dispatcher, and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open....

• 英语幽默笑话：雇主和雇员2017-11-27

  Workman：Mr．Brown，I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages． I have just been married． Employer：Very sorry，my dear man， but I cant helpyou． For accidents which happen to our workmen outside thefactory we are not resp...

• 英语幽默笑话：What Color 什么颜色2017-11-27

  What Color什么颜色 An impoverished graduate student at Clemson University in South Carolina, I was excited when my father informed me that he had bought me a car. Hardly able to contain my enthusiasm, I asked Dad the typical questions:...

• 英语幽默笑话：借公牛一用2017-11-27

  Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didnt know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man. After the servant gave the note to the...

• 英语幽默笑话：一切都正常2017-11-27

  Things Have Been Okay A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blu...

• 英语幽默笑话：我丈夫马上就要回来了2017-11-27

  My Husband Will Be Home SoonA married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard.Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.James replied, My wife loves this beard, I could...

• 英语幽默笑话：Intelligent son 聪明的儿子2017-11-19

  One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didnt write the address and addressees name on the envelope. After the son comes back, the father asks him: You have thrown the...