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• 英语幽默笑话：Sharing the Apples 分苹果2017-11-19

  Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said. So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one. Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given the...

• 英语幽默笑话：A Present 凯特的礼物2017-11-19

  Kate: Mom, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But Ive got a nice teapot. Kate: No, you havent. Ive just dropped it.凯特：妈妈，你知道我要给你一件什么生日...

• 英语幽默笑话：Two Birds 两只鸟2017-11-19

  Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow...

• 英语幽默笑话 ：I'm Glad 我很高兴2017-11-19

  A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad? Please, teacher, said a small boy, Ive made someone glad yesterday. Well done. Who...

• 英语幽默笑话：Boy, Oh Boy 让人无奈的孩子2017-11-19

  When theyre together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. All right, you two, I said sternly. No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or...

• 英语幽默笑话：How to Become Rich 如何致富2017-11-19

  Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you dont give me a nickel Ill tell my father. Sisters boyfriend: No, dont do that. Heres a nickel. Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter Ive made this month.弟弟：我看见你...

• 英语幽默笑话：Birthday 生日2017-11-19

  Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year.教授：你的生日是什么时候？ 孩子：5月30日。 教授：哪一年？ 孩子：每年都是。...

• 英语幽默笑话：Does He Bite 它咬人吗2017-11-19

  Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him? Ron: Well, I dont know---does he bite? Reggie: Thats what I want to find out.里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗？ 罗恩...

• 英语小笑话：我认为我是一只鸡2017-09-01

  Psychiatrist: Whats your problem? 精神病医师：你哪里不舒服? Patient: I think Im a chicken. 病人：我认为我是一只鸡。 Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? 精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的...

• 英语小笑话：赚了一块两毛五2017-09-01

  Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you dont give me a nickel Ill tell my father. 弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。 Sisters boyfriend: No, dont do that. Heres a nic...